Monday, April 03, 2006

It is Great to be a Woman

This is one of those things that show up in your email and usually are ignored. However, not being the militant, woman dominate type, I still found this amusing.

  • We got off the Titanic first.

  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

  • Taxis stop for us.

  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing

  • No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

  • We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  • We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.

  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.

  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

  • We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.