It is Great to be a Woman

This is one of those things that show up in your email and usually are ignored. However, not being the militant, woman dominate type, I still found this amusing.

• We got off the Titanic first.


• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.


• Taxis stop for us.


• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing


• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.


• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.


• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


• We have the ability to dress ourselves.


• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.


• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


• We'll never regret piercing our ears.


• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.